Afternoon Ride: No better way to celebrate Earth Day than riding inside
Evening Ride: I love a good tailwind from the box fan
Morning Ride: Looks like there’s a pool on the mat
Watopia: No idea where I rode, distracted by Tiger King
London: Pedaled for hours but never left the house
Innsbruck: There’s an inch layer of dust on my road bike
Greater London Flat: Worn out bibs have become new sheer fashion trend
The PRL Full: Don’t need an elbow when I can ride through you
Morning Ride: The Feather Power-Up: Easiest way to lose weight
Figure 8: My pain cave doesn’t look like the Peloton ads. It just looks painful.
Afternoon Ride: I live-streamed my virtual race so five friends could watch
Jungle Circuit: The reliance on high-speed Internet is unprecedented
Mountain 8: I have a Zoom meeting in five minutes
Road to Ruins: Topless
Sand and Sequoias: Forgot I was inside when I blew a snot rocket
Tempus Fugit: No stop signs. No traffic. No sun.
The Pretzel: My hip flexors are destroyed
Morning Ride: My only friends are virtual
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