Afternoon Ride: No better way to celebrate Earth Day than riding inside

Evening Ride: I love a good tailwind from the box fan

Morning Ride: Looks like there’s a pool on the mat

Watopia: No idea where I rode, distracted by Tiger King

London: Pedaled for hours but never left the house

Innsbruck: There’s an inch layer of dust on my road bike

Greater London Flat: Worn out bibs have become new sheer fashion trend

The PRL Full: Don’t need an elbow when I can ride through you

Morning Ride: The Feather Power-Up: Easiest way to lose weight

Figure 8: My pain cave doesn’t look like the Peloton ads. It just looks painful.

Afternoon Ride: I live-streamed my virtual race so five friends could watch

Jungle Circuit: The reliance on high-speed Internet is unprecedented 

Mountain 8: I have a Zoom meeting in five minutes

Road to Ruins: Topless

Sand and Sequoias: Forgot I was inside when I blew a snot rocket

Tempus Fugit: No stop signs. No traffic. No sun.

The Pretzel: My hip flexors are destroyed

Morning Ride: My only friends are virtual

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